Beyonce Hurt While Busting One of Her Hot Vocal Riffs

Beyonce Likes Ham...torn...not funny
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Attempting to drown out the other members of the trio, Destiny's Child, by belting out a string of nonsensical notes accomplishing nothing, Beyonce injured her hamstring, yesterday.

That's a joke, but seriously, why does she insist on doing that shit? Its annoying, and I don't care to hear just how many scales she has down pat. Ferreal though, this is the news.

Paris Hates on Humans Born One Sex and Staying That Way

Paris is Burning Because She Had Chlymidia
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Paris is a racist!!!! I mean that's a big deal, but won't most people watching this movie want to see her having a ton of dirty whore sex? I'd say a small percent of the population is going to watch this movie and when it gets to the part where she calls some guys the N-word, are going to say, "Okay, I've seen enough. I think I'm done." No way!! Absolutely Not. They want to see the nasty things she will do with her corrugated paper nose.

But for those of you, my readers, who are socially conscious this article is for you.

Meeting Random Star Means Possible Networking For Bored NY Teens

Linda Fiorentino
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So my friend Lou met Linda Fiorentino last night. I know most of you are having that same, "I know that name...why do I know that name?? Where is she from?" type of reaction. Well, I'll tell you. Men In Black and Dogma are the two movies most people will know her from. Apparently she is a bitch to work with, so says Kevin Smith. But she is still nonetheless a hollywood actress. That got us to thinking that we should use her to see if we can meet anyone more famous than her. And the moment we do, we drop her like a bag of overdone has-been actress, which is what she is. This should give you an idea of what I mean.


MexicanWop (3:23:28 PM): but she prob knows kevin smith...who knows ben affleck...who knows matt damon...who knows brad nd jen
MexicanWop (3:23:34 PM): and we can work from that
MexicanWop (3:24:13 PM): too bad it wasnt ne one yunger
YouAGuyRight (3:24:20 PM): actually i did a little research. apparently kevin smith badmouthed her for being difficult
YouAGuyRight (3:24:25 PM): so i don't know about her.
MexicanWop (3:24:27 PM): then we cud have gotten to lindsay or hilary
YouAGuyRight (3:24:35 PM): true
MexicanWop(3:24:42 PM): hmm..well maybe she knows ben and we can skip kevin
YouAGuyRight (3:24:57 PM): true. i would skip that fatty in a heartbeat
MexicanWop (3:25:08 PM): oh yea with out a doubt
YouAGuyRight (3:26:26 PM): cause he's fat.
YouAGuyRight (3:26:33 PM): and ben is cool even though he has hair implants
YouAGuyRight (3:26:34 PM): that's ok
YouAGuyRight (3:26:44 PM): cause he is still better than kevin
MexicanWop (3:26:48 PM): yea and hes gay too but i dun care
YouAGuyRight (3:26:52 PM): haha
YouAGuyRight (3:26:53 PM): true
YouAGuyRight (3:27:00 PM): cause jennifer garner has man shoulders
YouAGuyRight (3:27:05 PM): and he likes men
MexicanWop (3:27:08 PM): yea...she does
YouAGuyRight (3:27:09 PM): makes perfect sense
MexicanWop (3:27:21 PM): course it dus

So, yeah anyway. If you want to look at more pictures of her, check out this site. That's all for now. Skinny it up!

Oh and also this morning Conor saw Keane at WFUV, the Fordham radio station. They were just on Conan last night. They're really good. They're definitely better than Linda Fiorentino. But Conor pussied out and didn't say anything to them- cause he's a pussy. Conor you talk like a baby! Wa, wa, wa! Anywho, kick it into high gear with this rockin band, here.

Romanian Transsexual Paris Hilton's New Feature Film

Paris Hilton
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The ho is back in a new movie!! Yay!! This one just might prove that Nick Carter is in fact a straight male. Will it prove however that Paris was always a woman? We'll have to wait and see. Read the article here...

Elton John Apoligizes For Being Such a Homophobe.

Elton John
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(Reuters) Taipei, Taiwan- Sir Elton John has apologized for his outburst in Taipei Thursday - although he still considers Taiwan's news homosexuals and lesbians the "rudest people" he has ever met. The star told the audience at his concert last night the homosexuals were a "disgrace" - following the clash earlier in the day, when he called over-zealous homosexuals "vile pigs". John says, "It's great to be here. As you know, we had a little incident at the airport. The f'ing homo's at the airport were the rudest people I've ever met. I've been to 60 countries, and they are a disgrace to your country. I'm sorry if I offended anyone in Taiwan. I did not mean to. And to those fags, I meant every single word I said."

Rock and Roll Hall of Fame Nominees

Randy Newman
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2004 R&R Hall of Fame nominees:

J. Geils Band
Grandmaster Flash & the Furious Five
Buddy Guy
Wanda Jackson
Lynyrd Skynyrd
Randy Newman
The O'Jays
Gram Parsons
The Pretenders
The Sex Pistols
Percy Sledge
Patti Smith
The Stooges
Conway Twitty
U2

Randy should be put in because he is the funniest looking dude ever. Here is an even funnier picture of him.

Lindsay on Cover of GQ- Men across the nation inexplicably orgasm in unison

Lindsay GQ
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She looks incredible on the cover, but this picture with the article is awesome. Notice the visible undies- nice touch Lindsay. If she went to college she would be saying things like, "Someone get a camera please, cause I'm about to make out with this girl". And then she would, and then she would make out with that girl and a gay guy at the same time. And then she would make out with a guy she just met named Steve with the other girl. But she's famous and hot and she's allowed to do what she wants so just get off of her back ok?!!?

And personally, I still can't tell if her boobs are fake or not. Maybe because I don't want them to be. But then you see pictures of her where she looks so beautiful like this one.

This is tactless and shitty of me.

Lindsay Bikini
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I'm putting this up for the hell of it. Good for you CBS. I waited till after my favorite show CSI (as I am an 8- year old woman) to watch what was going on in the world and I got a huge shot of Lindsay's cannon balls. "America's Most Watched Network" is a classy class act of class isn't it? Well, I'm no better, but I'm just a lowly blogger right? On the DL, she's wearing Burberry so she's a classy ho.

Hey Ho! Whaddya know?!

Britney
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imdb.com is claiming Britney is pregnant:
Is Britney Pregnant?

Pop idol Britney Spears has told family and close friends she and husband Kevin Federline are expecting their first child, according to reports. British newspaper The Mail On Sunday claims the couple brought their wedding last weekend forward from its planned November date, because the pop princess is eight weeks pregnant. A source tells the newspaper, "Britney has told only her family and closest circle that she is pregnant. She is ecstatic. Britney only learned she was expecting recently and she's less than eight weeks pregnant. It's why she pulled her wedding date forward to September." If true, the news would mark a remarkable year for the beauty, who was married to childhood friend Jason Alexander for a mere 55 hours in January, before her whirlwind romance with Kevin Federline.

So to expand on this article, Britney got married to cover up the pregnancy, and then will get divorced soon. Kind of like Brandy with her "spiritual marriage". What makes Britney think that she should cover her pregnancy up? She's a ho, we know she's a ho, and she likes penis. Her being pregnant is fine with everyone as long as she gets back in shape and doesn't flaunt the ugly newborn to the public. Newborn babies are ugly, and Apple is the ugliest, palest celebrity baby out there...but that is Gwyneth's baby, but you know what I mean.
I'm drifting, point is Britney likes her wide vaginga and having a baby will make it easier for gagnsta pimp weenis to fit in.

This Feels Good- This Being Right

Told ya so!
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So its true. Cynthia enjoys the ladies. Its funny because I completely forgot about that Danny Mozes thing- maybe because it makes perfect sense that she is a lesbian. Yeah, I think that's it.

So yeah you can read the article here.

Cynthia Nixon-UWS mama

Cynthia Nixon-UWS mama
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Excerpt from conversation.....NOTE: names changed so people don't im us.
Mexican Wop (1:04:46 AM): i can see that..her character was like i love dick gimme dick
Mexican Wop (1:05:11 AM): and her real life persona is like..i love the vagina
AreYouADude (1:05:19 AM): completely true
AreYouADude (1:05:22 AM): she's a good actress
MexicanWop (1:05:31 AM): mmmmm...thats some delicious carpet u got
MexicanWop (1:05:47 AM): she is

So yeah, word on the Blog street is that Cynthia Nixon is lesbionic. Shocking? no. She live in the Upper West Side! Homebase for the Coalition for Lesbians with Cambodian Children or CLCC. Almost looks like CLIT doesn't it? Speaks for itself....

New Digs for the Strokes

New Digs for the Strokes
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This is for those of you who would be interested. Maybe you like to stalk or whatever...1 or 2 of them just moved into a building on 2nd ave between 10th and 11th streets.
They all have the same cell phone, too, a black shiny one.
This is just what I heard...But I trust my sources.

The Gap between Elton John's teeth bursts out with homophobic slurs.

The Gap between Elton John's teeth bursts out with homophobic slurs.
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Thursday, September 23, 2004 Posted: 8:48 AM EDT (1248 GMT)

TAIPEI, Taiwan (Reuters) -- British rock star Elton John, in Taipei for a concert, swore at reporters who swarmed around him at the airport on Thursday and called them "rude, vile pigs."

Wearing a bright blue tracksuit and dark sunglasses, the star shouted expletives as he was mobbed by photographers and TV crew.

"Rude, vile pigs!" he shouted at the reporters at the Chiang Kai Shek airport after he arrived shortly after midnight.

"Do you know what that means? Rude, vile pigs. That's what all of you are."

One of the photographers shouted back: "Why don't you get out of Taiwan?"

John replied: "We'd love to get out of Taiwan if it's full of people like you. Pig! Pig!"

The star, who recently performed in Shanghai and Hong Kong, is scheduled to leave after his first performance in Taiwan on Thursday

Nick And Jessica on the Rocks?? Yes please!

Page Six is reporting that they might split....

September 23, 2004 -- IS there trouble in paradise for Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey? A pal of the famously married duo says: "Nick is very upset right now. He feels like he is trying to have his own career and Jessica's parents give him no respect. They don't treat him well. The MTV cameras [for the show 'Newlyweds'] are going to go away soon and when they do, Nick wants a break." When asked if that means Lachey will separate from Simpson, the spy countered: "He needs some alone time." A rep for Lachey said, "That's completely false!" Meanwhile, Simpson's dad, minister Joe Simpson just signed a management deal with Geffen Records.

Maybe its cause her titty is all f'ed up now.......

This site is hilarious...

Raven has some weird fans, maybe because they're like 13 year old girls. But still... I have nothing better to do, so I Googled her. But this is the fan site.

The banner is the funniest part. It looks like she smelled something really bad when they took the picture second to the left.

This article is funny too. I love these "interviews" that artists do that are so clearly edited by the record label. Wow this post is entirely too long for Raven. I should be doing homework. Oh well.

Raven- Big Girl Big Laughs

Raven- Big Girl Big Laughs
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I still love this bitch

Sam Roberts Band

wherehave_002
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This is the coolest most kick-ass Rock and Roll band today!! Get with it bitches!!

I Will Make This Blog Important

Hey-ho! Well I am important, and I've known this for quite some time so I have decided to join the trend and have made my own Blog.

Be aware, though, that I am self-absorbed. But I like to make fun of people too, or just show my obsessions.
I like talking about actresses and Artits, which is my word for artists.

So let's get to it. I went to a Sam Roberts show last night. Most of you won't know who this is.... but get with it!!!. He's ROCK and ROLL!!!!!!! The band was incredibly nice. They were opening for the Tragically Hip. Both bands are Canadian so I guess we all know why they were so nice to us. They asked out names and chatted- and signed a poster that we stole off the wall. I'll see if I can scan that and put it on this blog. We'll see. For now check out their website:
www.samrobertsband.com

Don't type in www.samroberts.com because that is a bagmaker's website- its kind of funny actually because that site is a piece of shit.

Okay, and for the real news. Raven is fat and has scary eyebrows- but I'll be damned if I don't watch her show everytime I see that it is on. And she lives with Lindsay Lohan so that is a good thing- if you want Raven to become a dirty slut real fast. I don't mean that! Yes, I do.